Dreams


I am Santa Claus. There are some children here and there and I give them some gifts. Suddenly, there are a couple of wolves and some sort of evil woman on a chariot ( pretty similar to the Narnia universe ) and they start fighting with me. Two evil dwarves start chasing me and I enter a tube with plenty of doors. Every time I cross a door, I close it and I lock it and the dwarves finally give up. When I leave the tube, I am in a park near my house, but there’s an army of evil people and they’re going to fight some war against the good people ( at least that’s what I think ). The evil queen comes to me and I give up, since there are too many to fight.

 

One of the craziest dreams ever.

I am a fat blond haired guy and we are in the middle of a war. There are countless grey robots on wheels attacking our red bipedal robots. I ask two japanese men to train me in the art of fighting, but they ignore me. Two other men come to me and train me using various tools and exercises. I become strong and I grow muscles. Then, our red robots are being killed one after the other and the cause appears to be lost.

This dream had an extremely long lucid part. I even told myself, during the dream ” Man, this lucid experience is getting quite long! “.

 

I am in a house. It appears a party has been going on for many hours and now people are sleeping everywhere; in the available beds, in the bath and even on the floor. Some are awake but they seem tired. I walk in a room and there’s this guy with a big black beard fondling a girl’s breasts. When the girl sees me, she gets mad at me but the guy just tells her to shut up because ( apparently ) this is my house. Next to them is a girl sleeping, and since I feel naughty, I chose to undress her. When she’s completely naked, I get tired of this, and I leave the house. The lucid part started at that point and I can’t see any sort of factor which could have made this dream lucid – it just popped up like that, I figured out I was dreaming ( perhaps is it because I just totally undressed an unknown girl, something I’d never do, something which seemed somewhat impossible? ). In any way, I first wanted to destroy the place, but the two girls ( the one who was sleeping and the one with a guy ) come to me ( the naked one now fully clothed ). They start bitching me and they tell me that I’ve been acting like a perv’ and everything ( obviously my conscience playing a part here ). Since I know I am dreaming, I pay very little attention to them, but them I chose to try something. I grab their arms and I make them turn to ashes. I walk towards the exit of the house and I find them back in the garden and they come back to me. I do the same thing by grabbing their arms. At this point I figure out that I am wasting time with this dream and the thought that this lucid dream is getting pretty long crosses my mind. I close my ” dream eyes ” in an attempt to teleport myself to another area. I try to imagine the ” Crossroads ” ( see the dedicated page on this to know what I’m talking about ) and I recreate the environment with that blue receptionnist and everything but then I feel like this is useless and I begin to recreate another environment – a forest but I wake up!!!

I see two armies. Both of them are separated by a small sea. I fly around, looking at them at a great distance. One army is about to launch a naval strike. At the middle of the sea, there is a boat full of warriors, but it seems that they are scouting the area to prevent the fleet from being attacked. It seems that the warriors attacking are Mongols and that they are invading Japan. The sea is grey with a brown mist hovering all around. It gives the whole vision a ” sepia ” look. To many Mongols, Genghis Khan died but accessed the status of a holy being, a god. Perhaps am I Genghis Khan looking at Kublai Khan’s army?

I then find myself in a golden palace with diamonds on the walls and silvery pillars. I have a small group of warriors behind me. We are all bearing different colors. Our armors are full of precious stones. My own armor is white and golden and I have two small, very sharp swords. I have an helmet and a mask. From my knowledge on medieval japan I believe that I am Takeda Shingen, a legendary ( yet real ) warrior who was renowned for his fierce and courageous nature. We arrive in front of a throne and there is an emperor who is hiding behind his personal guard. They are all red samurais. On the left and right of us, there are two groups of warriors who are now attacking us. On the left, there are warriors wearing armors with the same colors: black, green and white. They all have yari spears. I cut their yaris with my swords and I manage to kill many of them, but then I see that my warriors are behind killed by the other group on the right. They are red and white samurais wielding no-dachi swords ( very long katanas ). I manage to kill many of them, executing feats only a skilled warrior could execute. I jump very high and I run very quickly, attacking and slaying my enemies and then I wake up.

I am in what appears to be Stalingrad with plenty of soldiers, some Russians, some Germans. This is obviously happening during WW2. I am surrounded by the soldiers. It appears my arrival has made them stop fighting. There are some tanks here and there. There is a heavy smoke, a fog of war over our heads. They ask me questions in german and russian, but since I cannot speak these languages, I do not answer and they begin to get mad at me. There’s a guy with a knife and he wants to stab me. I see a man, sitting and sleeping, his head and arms on a table. It’s Sigmund Freud! I walk towards him and I tell him to help me and every time I say something, he covers his hears so he can keep on dreaming. And I wake up.

I am in a very small house. There is a large man who is killing multiple people. I realize that this is a dream and I rip his head off… And that’s pretty much all that I can remember!

I am in a house. The house is the same as my mother’s, by it seems it is owned by an unknown single woman, now. She has a daughter, and she says that she is behaving strangely. I go and see her in her room and it is apparent that she is being possessed by a demon. She is spitting countless times at me and she is also puking and screaming insanities. I tell the mother that a demon is taking control over her and that the first thing to do would be to call a priest. I wake up.

After a short time, I start sleeping again and the dream comes back, rewinded.

This time, I am different. Instead of being cautious and fearful, I am arrogant and I do not fear the demon. I instantly go to the daughter’s room and I start talking to the demon itself.

” What is your name? ”

The demon speaks an unknown language. A pen and a paper sheet fly towards me and on the paper it is written ” Beleth “ ( this is a “real” demon, by the way ). The demon then starts speaking. He begins to claim that I have done multiple evil deeds and I tell him ” Yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever “. During the conversation, the daughter makes multiple aggressive moves towards me but I am not impressed. It seems the daughter/demon cannot touch me and that there is an invisible barrier that protects me. The demon then says ” I have a proof of my existence. I have been here in the year 1967. “. ( Now, this is somewhat interesting isn’t it?! ) Then, I leave the girl, but she follows me and keeps on saying irrationnal things about alledged bad deeds of mine. I keep on walking and at some point, the daughter stops saying anything. The mother screams. The daughter is now dead, decapitated by itself. Some men come and they investigate the whole scene. I leave them. I begin to follow a man who is a lawyer and he says ” So, are you really a ninja? ” and I say ” Yes, of course. “. Then, we end up in his apartment. Many other ninjas appear everywhere. I jump, and I end up extremely far away over the apartment. The apartment is now lacking its roof and I can see everything inside it. I have a view extremely similar to the one I previously had in the “bald guys attack” dream. I am floating over the place. I throw multiple shurikens at the invading ninjas, killing them all easily. Then, I wake up.

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