Ordinary Dreams

I am Santa Claus. There are some children here and there and I give them some gifts. Suddenly, there are a couple of wolves and some sort of evil woman on a chariot ( pretty similar to the Narnia universe ) and they start fighting with me. Two evil dwarves start chasing me and I enter a tube with plenty of doors. Every time I cross a door, I close it and I lock it and the dwarves finally give up. When I leave the tube, I am in a park near my house, but there’s an army of evil people and they’re going to fight some war against the good people ( at least that’s what I think ). The evil queen comes to me and I give up, since there are too many to fight.


One of the craziest dreams ever.


I am a fat blond haired guy and we are in the middle of a war. There are countless grey robots on wheels attacking our red bipedal robots. I ask two japanese men to train me in the art of fighting, but they ignore me. Two other men come to me and train me using various tools and exercises. I become strong and I grow muscles. Then, our red robots are being killed one after the other and the cause appears to be lost.

I see two armies. Both of them are separated by a small sea. I fly around, looking at them at a great distance. One army is about to launch a naval strike. At the middle of the sea, there is a boat full of warriors, but it seems that they are scouting the area to prevent the fleet from being attacked. It seems that the warriors attacking are Mongols and that they are invading Japan. The sea is grey with a brown mist hovering all around. It gives the whole vision a ” sepia ” look. To many Mongols, Genghis Khan died but accessed the status of a holy being, a god. Perhaps am I Genghis Khan looking at Kublai Khan’s army?

I then find myself in a golden palace with diamonds on the walls and silvery pillars. I have a small group of warriors behind me. We are all bearing different colors. Our armors are full of precious stones. My own armor is white and golden and I have two small, very sharp swords. I have an helmet and a mask. From my knowledge on medieval japan I believe that I am Takeda Shingen, a legendary ( yet real ) warrior who was renowned for his fierce and courageous nature. We arrive in front of a throne and there is an emperor who is hiding behind his personal guard. They are all red samurais. On the left and right of us, there are two groups of warriors who are now attacking us. On the left, there are warriors wearing armors with the same colors: black, green and white. They all have yari spears. I cut their yaris with my swords and I manage to kill many of them, but then I see that my warriors are behind killed by the other group on the right. They are red and white samurais wielding no-dachi swords ( very long katanas ). I manage to kill many of them, executing feats only a skilled warrior could execute. I jump very high and I run very quickly, attacking and slaying my enemies and then I wake up.

I am in what appears to be Stalingrad with plenty of soldiers, some Russians, some Germans. This is obviously happening during WW2. I am surrounded by the soldiers. It appears my arrival has made them stop fighting. There are some tanks here and there. There is a heavy smoke, a fog of war over our heads. They ask me questions in german and russian, but since I cannot speak these languages, I do not answer and they begin to get mad at me. There’s a guy with a knife and he wants to stab me. I see a man, sitting and sleeping, his head and arms on a table. It’s Sigmund Freud! I walk towards him and I tell him to help me and every time I say something, he covers his hears so he can keep on dreaming. And I wake up.

Last night was particularly agitated. I woke up plenty of times. This lead to my first false awakening since the creation of this blog. I also had a lucid part within the dream. Here it goes.


I am a very muscular man just like the men found in those ” World Strongest Man ” contests. I am bald and in my mid-30s. It seems me and other strong men are in some sort of military training camp. There is some sort of game-exam. We must search for small pills in order to collect points and get our promotion. There are multiple rooms with some people in them, acting as ordinary people. One of the guys stares at a particular area and I decide to look for it. I find about a dozen pills in a very small chest. They’re grey/blue pills. I chose to go to the captain and show him my pills but then he tells me the game is not over and that there are more pills to find. It seems to me that he does not want me to win for some reason. I search once more for the pills but I can’t find anymore. Some of the other guys find some pills, however, and I am afraid that they might have more pills than me. At some point we must all show how many pills we have and one of the guys is declared the victor. However, I come and show my pills and there is a pill that is worth about 100, 000 points and I end up winning with 350,000 points or something in the way. We advance in some sort of corridor and they tell me that the game is still not over and that it will take 2 more days in order to complete it and declare who is the winner. I’m pissed of. I decide to ride some sort of Big Wheel bicycle for kids while everyone is looking at me as if I was retarded but to me this is the normal thing to do. I reach a tent nearby and there I see Hulk Hogan and he just acts like a complete idiot. He’s sleeping in that tent and he doesn’t want anybody else in it. He pushes me with his feet just like a kid would do. I push him back and he stops and I leave the tent. As I sit on my Big Wheel, I break it and I try to ” reanimate ” it using some sort of string.

At this point I woke up and went back to sleep very quickly.

I came back in the same dream. This now was a lucid dream. I started thinking that this could be the time to try something new within a lucid dream so I decided to eat people. The strong men all converged on my position and attacked me, but I was invincible. I was eating their skull and faces and the interior of their body was all brownish, and their brains seemed to be like living larvas. It was a very gruesome view, but I wasn’t exactly eating that. I felt that I was eating the energy that they were made of. I ate plenty of people, but then I woke up, or so I thought, and I had a false awakening.

I was in my bed and my mom came and I told her that my father didn’t call me yet ( I am still waiting for his phone call right now in reality ). I also told her that a friend of my little brother called me because he couldn’t reach him ( which was the cause for my first awakening ( what kind of person calls at 8:30 am on Saturdays! )).

I went back into my original dream once again. I was not aware that this was a dream anymore. I was much more violent and aggressive in this dream. I found a man with a bodyguard and told the man that I could kill the bodyguard and that he was worthless and that he should hire me. The bodyguard went for me. He was thin with large black glasses and dark brown hair. I hid in a bathroom and some sort of weird looking guy was there. I acknowledged him as being an ambassador. He had a mustache similar to Salvador Dali’s, wore a white suit with a purple tie and a purple blouse underneath the suit. He also had a huge ball of hair. He was very funny looking. The bodyguard came in. I took the ambassador’s tie and strangled the bodyguard with it using a shower pole. Once he was dead, the ambassador and I left the place and he rode in his car. I was looking at the people and they all seemed like zombies. We passed next to the building in which I had trained earlier and everyone seemed to be drinking all of the water they could find. They seemed to be water zombies. I woke up.

It’s dawn. I’m a police officer and we’re storming a building. As we enter it, there’s this woman I just randomly kill. Me and the rest of my team turn into werewolves. We look outside towards the rest of our team. Some turned into werewolves, some not. It’s nightime, now. We all congregate in a room. There is an older, less muscular but obviously more cunning werewolf and he’s the boss. He smells everyone, me included. He stops in front of a specific werewolf and growls, but then police cars are heard to the distance. We all move to different places within the building. Some go out, but they are shot. There is a huge spotlight scanning all the entries to the building. I go to a darker room and the werewolf who got smelled turns out to be not of our kind ( he is some sort of other species or something ). He is protecting the only female werewolf. I look at him and I have the strong feeling that he is Nicolas Cage for some odd reason. Suddenly, many werewolves are being shot by a SWAT team. We end up killing the team but with many of our kind down. We go to the top of the building. I pick a flamethrower on the ground but it is malfunctionning. The werewolf boss and I kill many men on our way. I feel like I am his second in command or something. On the roof, some more of us are being shot by some sort of special taskforce made out of cat-women ( this dream goes crazier and crazier ). They all have orange/yellow eyes and some cat attributes especially in their face. They have guns. We manage to disarm them and the boss approaches one of the cat girls and I just know he’s going to do something nasty. I go towards the Nicolas Cage werewolf and I tell him that I will do whatever I can to help him because I strongly feel that he has to do something good. During that time the boss threw his fist into the cat woman’s throat and she’s dying out of a horrible death.


I wake up.

I am in a very old house with spider webs. There are many old women wearing robes. I lead them to some sort of closet and they all enter it and dissappear. Then, once I am done, I leave the house and I go outside where I see many other houses. I try to enter some of them, but the doors are locked. There is snow on the ground and it’s very dark. All of the houses have light in their windows. Suddenly, the houses appear to me as being made out of cardboard. I open a door and I see a bunch of DVDs, I take one of them and it’s a movie about Tom Waits. Suddenly, Waits’ song ” The Briar and the Rose ” starts playing. Surprisingly, I now see myself in 3rd person view and I acknowledge this as being a video game. I leave this house and I go to the last one at the bottom of the town. As I try to enter it, a large iron fence pops up from the ground.

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