I am a fat blond haired guy and we are in the middle of a war. There are countless grey robots on wheels attacking our red bipedal robots. I ask two japanese men to train me in the art of fighting, but they ignore me. Two other men come to me and train me using various tools and exercises. I become strong and I grow muscles. Then, our red robots are being killed one after the other and the cause appears to be lost.


This dream had an extremely long lucid part. I even told myself, during the dream ” Man, this lucid experience is getting quite long! “.


I am in a house. It appears a party has been going on for many hours and now people are sleeping everywhere; in the available beds, in the bath and even on the floor. Some are awake but they seem tired. I walk in a room and there’s this guy with a big black beard fondling a girl’s breasts. When the girl sees me, she gets mad at me but the guy just tells her to shut up because ( apparently ) this is my house. Next to them is a girl sleeping, and since I feel naughty, I chose to undress her. When she’s completely naked, I get tired of this, and I leave the house. The lucid part started at that point and I can’t see any sort of factor which could have made this dream lucid – it just popped up like that, I figured out I was dreaming ( perhaps is it because I just totally undressed an unknown girl, something I’d never do, something which seemed somewhat impossible? ). In any way, I first wanted to destroy the place, but the two girls ( the one who was sleeping and the one with a guy ) come to me ( the naked one now fully clothed ). They start bitching me and they tell me that I’ve been acting like a perv’ and everything ( obviously my conscience playing a part here ). Since I know I am dreaming, I pay very little attention to them, but them I chose to try something. I grab their arms and I make them turn to ashes. I walk towards the exit of the house and I find them back in the garden and they come back to me. I do the same thing by grabbing their arms. At this point I figure out that I am wasting time with this dream and the thought that this lucid dream is getting pretty long crosses my mind. I close my ” dream eyes ” in an attempt to teleport myself to another area. I try to imagine the ” Crossroads ” ( see the dedicated page on this to know what I’m talking about ) and I recreate the environment with that blue receptionnist and everything but then I feel like this is useless and I begin to recreate another environment – a forest but I wake up!!!

Hey, I’m back. The blog will return to its daily activities for a couple of weeks, now.


I had two lucid dreams while I was gone. In both of them, I have created a new form of attack to eradicate everything in my sight! I don’t know where this thirst for lucid dream destruction will lead me but it seems that I am getting more powerful as time goes. The attack consists of a very large white ball of ” molecules “. I do not throw them by using my body like the beams. I summon them at will wherever I want them. They start as small balls about 6 feet large ( and tall ) and then they explode, covering pretty much everything that I can see within the dream. The effect is devastating. The enemies who find themselves within this ball disintegrate and disappear. The landscape flattens and all obstacles are blown away. The ball is very similar to a golf ball made out of multiple other smaller balls. It looks a lot like pixelised 3d graphics. The first time I used them was in a dream in which I was attacked by multiple armies of giants and other dinosaur-like creatures. I began to beam them away, but they seemed to come in an infinite number so I told myself that I should create something infinite as well and that’s when I decided to form this ball of white energy. The second time, I was a spy in a complex and I was discovered by the security. I got out of the building and blew the entire building away.

I see two armies. Both of them are separated by a small sea. I fly around, looking at them at a great distance. One army is about to launch a naval strike. At the middle of the sea, there is a boat full of warriors, but it seems that they are scouting the area to prevent the fleet from being attacked. It seems that the warriors attacking are Mongols and that they are invading Japan. The sea is grey with a brown mist hovering all around. It gives the whole vision a ” sepia ” look. To many Mongols, Genghis Khan died but accessed the status of a holy being, a god. Perhaps am I Genghis Khan looking at Kublai Khan’s army?

I then find myself in a golden palace with diamonds on the walls and silvery pillars. I have a small group of warriors behind me. We are all bearing different colors. Our armors are full of precious stones. My own armor is white and golden and I have two small, very sharp swords. I have an helmet and a mask. From my knowledge on medieval japan I believe that I am Takeda Shingen, a legendary ( yet real ) warrior who was renowned for his fierce and courageous nature. We arrive in front of a throne and there is an emperor who is hiding behind his personal guard. They are all red samurais. On the left and right of us, there are two groups of warriors who are now attacking us. On the left, there are warriors wearing armors with the same colors: black, green and white. They all have yari spears. I cut their yaris with my swords and I manage to kill many of them, but then I see that my warriors are behind killed by the other group on the right. They are red and white samurais wielding no-dachi swords ( very long katanas ). I manage to kill many of them, executing feats only a skilled warrior could execute. I jump very high and I run very quickly, attacking and slaying my enemies and then I wake up.

I am in a very small house. There is a large man who is killing multiple people. I realize that this is a dream and I rip his head off… And that’s pretty much all that I can remember!

I am with a bunch of people. About 20 persons are coming with me. It appears that we are on some unknown land or planet. The ground seems to be made of concrete and there are multiple, very large stairs all around. The air is polluted and the sky is black. There is a small cabin. A man who is accompagnying us enters it but it seems something is going wrong. He turns into a bald, moderately muscled man. He attacks plenty of our people and they all turn into bald men as well. They’re all the same. I realize that fighting them is useless and I grab a girl and off we go. At some point, however, some more men come and attack us, and I hide the girl in a small box and I fight them. I look at the sky and I ask myself ” Wait a sec’… Is this a dream? What about the light, can I change it? “. Suddenly a switch appears out of nowhere on my left ( with no walls around ). I switch it and the light is not changing. Lucid dreaming unlocked. I immediately try and create a beam in order to destroy the bald guys, but the beam isn’t strong enough. I then concentrate on creating the kaioken attack. Each time I scream ” KAIOKEN! ” I grow stronger. The red fire is surrounding my body. At some point I realize that I have enough energy to create a powerful beam. I can now see myself in 3rd person view from very far away, as if I was being filmed by an helicopter. I generate the most impressive beam I’ve been able to create as of yet, destroying perhaps 200 adversaries ( all of them ) in a single blow. The beam is as large as a house and its lenght seems to be infinite. Then, I suddenly wake up.

Last night was particularly agitated. I woke up plenty of times. This lead to my first false awakening since the creation of this blog. I also had a lucid part within the dream. Here it goes.


I am a very muscular man just like the men found in those ” World Strongest Man ” contests. I am bald and in my mid-30s. It seems me and other strong men are in some sort of military training camp. There is some sort of game-exam. We must search for small pills in order to collect points and get our promotion. There are multiple rooms with some people in them, acting as ordinary people. One of the guys stares at a particular area and I decide to look for it. I find about a dozen pills in a very small chest. They’re grey/blue pills. I chose to go to the captain and show him my pills but then he tells me the game is not over and that there are more pills to find. It seems to me that he does not want me to win for some reason. I search once more for the pills but I can’t find anymore. Some of the other guys find some pills, however, and I am afraid that they might have more pills than me. At some point we must all show how many pills we have and one of the guys is declared the victor. However, I come and show my pills and there is a pill that is worth about 100, 000 points and I end up winning with 350,000 points or something in the way. We advance in some sort of corridor and they tell me that the game is still not over and that it will take 2 more days in order to complete it and declare who is the winner. I’m pissed of. I decide to ride some sort of Big Wheel bicycle for kids while everyone is looking at me as if I was retarded but to me this is the normal thing to do. I reach a tent nearby and there I see Hulk Hogan and he just acts like a complete idiot. He’s sleeping in that tent and he doesn’t want anybody else in it. He pushes me with his feet just like a kid would do. I push him back and he stops and I leave the tent. As I sit on my Big Wheel, I break it and I try to ” reanimate ” it using some sort of string.

At this point I woke up and went back to sleep very quickly.

I came back in the same dream. This now was a lucid dream. I started thinking that this could be the time to try something new within a lucid dream so I decided to eat people. The strong men all converged on my position and attacked me, but I was invincible. I was eating their skull and faces and the interior of their body was all brownish, and their brains seemed to be like living larvas. It was a very gruesome view, but I wasn’t exactly eating that. I felt that I was eating the energy that they were made of. I ate plenty of people, but then I woke up, or so I thought, and I had a false awakening.

I was in my bed and my mom came and I told her that my father didn’t call me yet ( I am still waiting for his phone call right now in reality ). I also told her that a friend of my little brother called me because he couldn’t reach him ( which was the cause for my first awakening ( what kind of person calls at 8:30 am on Saturdays! )).

I went back into my original dream once again. I was not aware that this was a dream anymore. I was much more violent and aggressive in this dream. I found a man with a bodyguard and told the man that I could kill the bodyguard and that he was worthless and that he should hire me. The bodyguard went for me. He was thin with large black glasses and dark brown hair. I hid in a bathroom and some sort of weird looking guy was there. I acknowledged him as being an ambassador. He had a mustache similar to Salvador Dali’s, wore a white suit with a purple tie and a purple blouse underneath the suit. He also had a huge ball of hair. He was very funny looking. The bodyguard came in. I took the ambassador’s tie and strangled the bodyguard with it using a shower pole. Once he was dead, the ambassador and I left the place and he rode in his car. I was looking at the people and they all seemed like zombies. We passed next to the building in which I had trained earlier and everyone seemed to be drinking all of the water they could find. They seemed to be water zombies. I woke up.